Fast Food Marketing Campaigns

After reading, "You Want Sausage? You got Sausage. At McDonald's, we serve you the kind of sausage we like to eat..." I did a little research and found McDonald's marketing themes have nothing at all to do with sex in any way. Some examples:

We Do it All for You

You, You're The One

Nobody Can Do It Like McDonald's Can

McDonald's and You

What You Want is What You Get

We Love to See You Smile

There's a little McDonald's in Everyone (Canada Only)

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Sexual euphemism or reference to hanging drywall?

First time on the job?
Batteries running low after drilling long hours?
Tired of boring holes? Boring holes got you tired?
A tool in hand is worth two in the bush?
Encountering difficulties nailing a stud?
Nail-gun shooting blanks?
Tool not performing as expected?
Simply not up to the job?
Trouble screwing straight with a crooked drill bit?